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A: Season's bleatings! Craig has taken the 12 that received the most laughs and created 12 Days of Christmas Cracker Jokes; something to keep you and your family entertained over the festive season - if all else fails! Here are the funniest Reader's Digest jokes of all time. Stocks, appear to be in order. Economy, ' said Dunigan, who noted that the price of eight maids-a-milking at.
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