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Know how to read the signs. Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. All the four coins fall down from that hole. Only real friends tell you when your face is dirty. He followed them quietly.
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Sam ran home and told his Mother... That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie. People with status don't need status. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Joke 30: If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments. Driver: Are you afraid of dying alone?
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. Q: What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?