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FBI finds a bucket of heads and a freezer full of penis at Arizona body donation facility. Canadian town learns to coexist with polar bears using radar. Porn warnings will be required under new proposal. Stanford university replaces harmful words on their website.
Woman's failed sex fetish stunt requires fire department rescue. Couple tried to murder one another yet stays together for 57 years. New Jersey restaurant bans children under 10. French workers can eat lunch at work legally.
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